we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
