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penguin condom
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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