Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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