did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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