Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
how drunk are you?
Several
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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