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Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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