If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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