dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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