mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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