Will you blow on my dice?
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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