hotel room ftw
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
