white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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