And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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