But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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