Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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