Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I DEMAND FORESKIN
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
Randomize