She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Its about making memories worth repressing
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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