there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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