Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
