I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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