Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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