I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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