Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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