Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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