Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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