So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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