remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Vodka?
Forever.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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