So drunk its hurt
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
