this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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