so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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