And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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