Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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