I look better un-naked...
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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