But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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