so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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