Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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