i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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