I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I am available for nakedness
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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