your room smells of hookers.
And success
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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