if you like me you must not know who I am
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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