that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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