after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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