I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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