Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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