Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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