Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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