bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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