real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
She has the best kind of daddy issues
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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