there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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