she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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