Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
