hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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