i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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