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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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