You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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