no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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