Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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